Well, missing time isn't the funnest thing, but! I did get a pretty cool dream out of it.

So.

Get this.

Azula.

Was this gigantic red monster thing. With claws. And she was trying to kill us.

But, really, what's new?

But she's doing that. Aaand...I can't remember the rest, but we all came out of it alive one way or another, so it had to have a happy ( Read more... )

So...

[...Hiccup isn't the best at starting conversations. But he does like talking with people over the comms.

But what to say...

What to say...]

This one time, when my dad was a baby, he ripped a dragon's head clean off it's shoulders.

[This falls out of his face in a rush.]

...

I--I'm just--I'm--I'm, you know, just trying to make conversation, here ( Read more... )

Really?

Really, Captain?

Because this has to be the worst horn ever.

And...I mean...it just looks lame. So, I've gone ahead and fixed mine. I'll fix other people's too, if they want.

[Have a picture of Hiccup holding up his Vuvuzela for the camera. It's been painted black and decorated to look like, you guessed it, a dragon. It's covered in swirls ( Read more... )

[Squirt]

Wha--

[Hiccup sputters, then wipes a hand down his face. He glares outright at his comm.]

Okay, you? Are not funny. Now get out of--

[He seems to be motioning absentmindedly at the display.]

--whatever this is, and let me talk to my friends.

[...wait.

The little Viking teen seems to come to a painful realization. He winces, looking away, ( Read more... )